This little chat happened the other morning. I'm the "Me" talking, Nate is my husband and Jack is our two-year old boy -- busy boy.
While getting ready in the bathroom....
Jack: "Mommy, I'm a girl."
Me: "Oh really."
Jack: "Yeah, I'm a girl."
Nate: (peeking around the corner) "What did he say??"
Me: "Tell Daddy what you said."
Jack: "I'm a girl."
Nate: (voice sounding slightly panicky) "No, you're not."
Jack: "Yes, my AM a girl."
Nate: "No.....you're not."
Jack: "Yes, yes, I'm a girl."
Nate: (heightened panic) "Nooooo....you're a boy."
Me: (calmly) "Jack, girls wear pretty pink dresses, do you want to wear one?"
Jack: "NO!"
Me: "And see how I put rollers in my hair, girls do that. Do you want me to put rollers in your hair??"
Jack: "NO."
Me: "Then are you a little girl??"
Jack: "No way."
Nate: (big sigh of relief)
Pause....
Jack: "I'm a lady!"
YOU?? put rollers in your hair? I need to see you with the lights on.
ReplyDeletebaahaahaa! rolling on the floor with tears coming out of my eyes laughing! that is so so funny. i can just picture nate's face!
ReplyDeleteI'm just waiting for mine to say they are boys! they were tomboys the other day apparently.
ReplyDeleteSound like he has been watching little britain while you've not been looking.